Write to Quentin Crisp by mailing him here. We are looking for the WITTIEST letter and the most SYCHOPHANTIC letter each month. A prize of a "Mr.Crisp" cartoon tee shirt will be given to the writer of the winning letter in each catagory. We will also give a tee shirt to the unfortunate writer of the letter which suffers the best Quentin Crisp put down.

Start writing now as we will be giving away other prizes to writers of all letters which Quentin deems worthy of a reply. 

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